Beware. 2003

Here's my friend Al's review of LXG (the new movie based, very very loosely, on Alan Moore's excellent graphic novel The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen):

(using Lovecraftian-going-insane tone a la the end of "Dagon")

HOLY DUMBNESS! THE CYCLOPEAN GOBS OF HOLY-SHIT-THAT'S-FUCKIN'-DUMB...NESS! SO BAD...POWERS...FADING...MUST...WARN...OTHERS...I NEED TO TOSSSSS MY HOLY SALAD OUT THE WINDOW...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yeah, it sucked. WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAMPIRE DOING IN SUNLIGHT...WITHOUT ADDRESSING HOW SHE CAN DO THAT?!?!? But...although the original Nautilus is dear to my heart, the shitty movie version was kinda cool.

I was so upset, I ended up going to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" later last night...and to quote Tony Le Tigre, it was g-r-r-r-r-r-rEAT! Johnny Depp is the man.

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Beware.

Here's my friend Al's review of LXG (the new movie based, very very loosely, on Alan Moore's excellent graphic novel The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen):

(using Lovecraftian-going-insane tone a la the end of "Dagon")

HOLY DUMBNESS! THE CYCLOPEAN GOBS OF HOLY-SHIT-THAT'S-FUCKIN'-DUMB...NESS! SO BAD...POWERS...FADING...MUST...WARN...OTHERS...I NEED TO TOSSSSS MY HOLY SALAD OUT THE WINDOW...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yeah, it sucked. WHAT THE FUCK IS A VAMPIRE DOING IN SUNLIGHT...WITHOUT ADDRESSING HOW SHE CAN DO THAT?!?!? But...although the original Nautilus is dear to my heart, the shitty movie version was kinda cool.

I was so upset, I ended up going to see "Pirates of the Caribbean" later last night...and to quote Tony Le Tigre, it was g-r-r-r-r-r-rEAT! Johnny Depp is the man.

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